Always love a bit of good self-deprecation

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

When you gotta go, you gotta go

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!