after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven

a goat in a crowd of goats

The Interpreter

The Interpreter

Cat, you had one job.

Cat, you had one job.

My parents spanked me as a child.

My parents spanked me as a child.

Interesting priorities.

Interesting priorities.

Hell of a party.

Hell of a party.

Do you ever feel bugs, when there are no bugs?

Do you ever feel bugs, when there are no bugs?

Growing up.

There is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

There is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.

If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.

So sick of this double standard.

So sick of this double standard.

Multistory waterfall.

Multistory waterfall.

My holiday mantra.

My holiday mantra.

Weight problem.

Weight problem.

Why people are bad at trivial pursuit.

Why people are bad at trivial pursuit.

I can take the ouch away!

I can take the ouch away!