age doesn’t have to be before beauty when you’re both

Stop going through my stuff, fam.

Stop going through my stuff, fam.

1099 puppers reporting for duty.

1099 puppers reporting for duty.

How you got time to text me, bruv?

How you got time to text me, bruv?

The eels have had enough!

The eels have had enough!

Car owners manuals were lit.

Car owners manuals were lit.

Best to not horse around, bud.

Best to not horse around, bud.

Miss Piggy had the right idea.

Miss Piggy had the right idea.

Let the games continue, as it were.

Let the games continue, as it were.

It’s for the tips, presumably.

It’s for the tips, presumably.

A hedgehog without quills is a crime against nature…

A hedgehog without quills is a crime against nature…

Philosophers… amiright?

Philosophers… amiright?

Llamas oof Nnew Yyork, ccirca 11957.

Llamas oof Nnew Yyork, ccirca 11957.

Mufasa was such a dicktator.

Mufasa was such a dicktator.

Hoarding gas isn’t for amateurs.

Hoarding gas isn’t for amateurs.

I could pay for this dinner and a show.

I could pay for this dinner and a show.