The warmest fits.

The warmest fits.

You gotta read it, Nance.

You gotta read it, Nance.

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Don’t drink and drive.

Don’t drink and drive.

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

I did’Nazi that coming…

I did’Nazi that coming…

Perspective is everything.

Perspective is everything.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

Dad’s first may may.

Dad’s first may may.

*nervous shuffling*

*nervous shuffling*