A long time ago, in a desert far, far away…

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

All the beautiful people.

Humans are clever.

Give to me the large dumple.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

Grandmother, stop.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE