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Find a partner that looks at you the way Elon Musk looks at his Falcon Heavy rocket.

Find a partner that looks at you the way Elon Musk looks at his Falcon Heavy rocket.
never travel with tom hanks
never travel with tom hanks
completely booked
completely booked
it’s a real hoot
it’s a real hoot
made out of justice
made out of justice
the ghost of the loch ness monster
the ghost of the loch ness monster
charlie is correct
charlie is correct
i didn’t need to sleep tonight, anyway
i didn’t need to sleep tonight, anyway
special delivery
special delivery
the winter olympics this this year were nuclear
the winter olympics this this year were nuclear
that is correct
that is correct
the family that broke the wind
the family that broke the wind
don’t mess with rabbits
don’t mess with rabbits
my my my how the tables have turned
my my my how the tables have turned
some birds just want to watch the world burn
some birds just want to watch the world burn
imagine being sober and you gotta go up these stairs
imagine being sober and you gotta go up these stairs
this+is+how+you+know+you%26%238217%3Bve+reached+peak+boring+adulthood
this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood
just+when+you+think+everything+is+perfect+your+bladder+decides+to+speak+up.+every+time.
just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.
bats+fly+through+the+power+of+jazz+hands.+You+can%26%238217%3Bt+convince+me+otherwise
bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise
when+you+really+want+to+let+someone+know+you+like+them%2C+throw+a+piano
when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano
Join the conversation
if+you+ever+need+to+distract+a+guy%2C+just+ask+him+this+simple+question
if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question
someone+found+this+shell+at+the+beach+with+barnacles+around+it+that+make+it+look+like+a+heart
someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart
the+kazoo+of+civility+will+bring+an+end+to+all+political+debates+around+the+holiday+dinner+table
the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table
kitty+prison%3F+more+like+kitty+paradise%21
kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!
the+final+resignation+that+finally+forced+boris+johnson+to+leave+office
the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office
if+alanis+morisette+owned+a+landscaping+company
if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company
baby+squid+eggs+found+inside+a+seashell
baby squid eggs found inside a seashell
do+they+make+this+vest+in+adult+human+sizes%3F
do they make this vest in adult human sizes?