Feeling Lucky?

Srsly why you like dis Susan?

Srsly why you like dis Susan?
That’s right sweetheart…
That’s right sweetheart…
Truth.
Truth.
Your princess is… drugs.
Your princess is… drugs.
Farewell 2011.
Farewell 2011.
Due to a coal shortage…
Due to a coal shortage…
Words.
Words.
If Chuck Norris were a god…
If Chuck Norris were a god…
Single vs. in a relationship.
Single vs. in a relationship.
Best present ever?
Best present ever?
Words.
Words.
Do want.
Do want.
For your worst enemies…
For your worst enemies…
Oh autocorrect…
Oh autocorrect…
Why I don’t have a girlfriend.
Why I don’t have a girlfriend.
Whoa.
Whoa.
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Join the conversation
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
left+swipe
left swipe
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
good+question
good question