ain’t no one got nothin on me baby

Mennonites peeping another dimension.

To walk on ice… you must become the penwang.

The secret ingredient is feet!

Preach it from the hill tops.

Gato is life.

Now is a great time to visit Sunny California!

Hold my beir…

Not at the moment, child…

Meant to be a gran.

The door to the dining area of the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks whom got too fat were forced to go into fasting.

Provender is a gateway drug.

Macauley Culkin Walking His Cat

I am not in danger… I AM THE DANGER

Scuba diver rescuing drowning unicorn.

*checks weather app*