all sniff no snitch

i lurv it

oh deer would you look at that

yeah, *i’m* the only one allowed to be unhealthy

10 New Words to Describe your Time-Wasting

well that’s reassuring

MIDDLE?! hell naw

10 Hilarious Uses of Malicious Compliance

and thanks for the warning about the carpenter ants…

i prefer 88, honestly

any chance these two texts *aren’t* related?

need this show asap

ah, the good ol’ days

never really thought of this before

the most important discussion

one of the most appealing things you can say is “i have good health benefits from work”