always suspected bert was real, now just need to find ernie

Darth Vader toothpick dispenser

Darth Vader toothpick dispenser

It’s high time you backed off.

It’s high time you backed off.

The heart of accused vampire Auguste Delagrange. He was said to have killed more than 40 people in the 1900’s

The heart of accused vampire Auguste Delagrange. He was said to have killed more than 40 people in the 1900’s

Olympic update from North Korea

Olympic update from North Korea

Take a hike

Fun story for the family reunion

Fun story for the family reunion

When a building contracts a flesh eating disease

When a building contracts a flesh eating disease

My school was never this cool…

My school was never this cool…

This clock uses ferro fluid to create numbers that come together from blob like creatures moving around in glass.

This clock uses ferro fluid to create numbers that come together from blob like creatures moving around in glass.

The First Step Is Admitting

The First Step Is Admitting

I shouldn’t be on a jury.

I shouldn’t be on a jury.

When you’re driving away and hear your dog crying in the house

When you’re driving away and hear your dog crying in the house

What’s your mom yelling about?

What’s your mom yelling about?

*weeps obnoxiously*

*weeps obnoxiously*

MLB player is traded to a team with a no facial hair policy, becomes broken man.

MLB player is traded to a team with a no facial hair policy, becomes broken man.