always suspected bert was real, now just need to find ernie

When you thought you was gettin knighted but tha queen be like:

Vicious hippo attack.

Raw Emerald….

Needs more yellow

Space XXX

I can hear the sweet sound of an eagles call through the phone while reading this.

Just Give Me Two Minutes Alone With Him

So he’s smart now

I could poop here.

Woman gets called out for faking statistics

philosophy class

Sir Patrick Stewart being knighted

Think we got away with that.

If you die in the game, you die in real life

I have a pleasure room as well ;)