Doesn’t matter, still ate it.

you’ll know it when you see it

how to tell a chemist from a plumber. this one took me a second to get

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

the way she reacts is how you know how long the relationship is going to last

how many cups of coffee do you need to get through the day?

a hgtv show where i judge other people’s home and get paid millions of dollars in the process. who wants to greenlight it?

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

how you know you’ve found the one

luke’s lightsaber was made in new york. So much for “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away”

ice cream coneception

who wants to spend a night with me in a haunted clown motel next to a cemetery for miners?

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

sneak peak of the next great children’s book

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

happy 11 year anniversary jamal. hope you’re doing well wherever you are