Harrison Ford’s solution to wardrobe malfunction

Do what must be done…

All hands on deck.

Nina Simone, Goddam.

*best toots*

The marching will continue.

Shaquille O’Neal holding $12 billion dollareedoos, circa 1995.

Really could use an iced cold can of PepsiCo, Inc right about now.

When Sprinkles is trained by the mob…

Always suspect the hors.

Just Florida things.

But muh property… (verified)

Pelicans are defiantly aliens.

Good luck up there, everyone.

You have something in your hair… ma’am.

Manatees are large, aquatic, omnivorous mammals known as sea cows, and do enjoy their choccy bickies, as it were.