Some of you are the future…

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

To cucumber is to human.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

v o t e

I would read this book.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

This sums up the problem nicely.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

Well, it was worth a try.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

Look for the helpers.

We call it the toe crusher.

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

This is a win win, win situation.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.