finally a chance to show off my strength!

finally a chance to show off my strength!

cold-blooded girl stealers

cold-blooded girl stealers

still cute…but now i feel a little dissapointed…

still cute…but now i feel a little dissapointed…

if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions

if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions

gunna have to set the bar a little lower, christy

gunna have to set the bar a little lower, christy

this story could be published in ANY local paper

this story could be published in ANY local paper

*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*

*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*

im the richest in the world

im the richest in the world

10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand

10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand

“putting the lay in slayyyed”

“putting the lay in slayyyed”

we all have a werewolf’s kidney

we all have a werewolf’s kidney

mind yo business

mind yo business

*ping* *clank* *crunkle*

*ping* *clank* *crunkle*

a magician never reveals their secrets

a magician never reveals their secrets

a worthy rival

earie