American horror story

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

this is how many sides a circle has

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before