don’t give up

it’s okay to stare

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

calling in thicc to work tomorrow

the moment your realize you might be a mouse

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

the muse and his portrait

he was named pants because he always wore pants

the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible