an incredible transformation

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

i live at the zoo now

flying is like living in the wild west

purr-fect

yes, please

sea urchins love hats

there’s no way a home made this soup

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

avoiding people in public is exhausting

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

ode de febreeze

never letting go