Feeling Lucky?

an oddly believable scenario

Writing is hard.
Writing is hard.
Perma boop
Perma boop
Why you all mad, tho?
Why you all mad, tho?
Take off from Australia, land in China
Take off from Australia, land in China
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
This bear naps.
This bear naps.
How do I sign up for this?
How do I sign up for this?
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
Sci Fi vs. Reality
Sci Fi vs. Reality
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
*watches Netflix happily*
*watches Netflix happily*
2spooky
2spooky
Never trust a writer.
Never trust a writer.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Jokes on me…
Jokes on me…
nature+is+art
nature is art
dads+love+it+when+a+plan+comes+together
dads love it when a plan comes together
they+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+last+a+week
they wouldn’t last a week
fuck+that+hurts+eels%2C+probably
fuck that hurts eels, probably
Join the conversation
he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong%2C+though
he’s not wrong, though
guy+on+internet+is+an+idiot
guy on internet is an idiot
the+joys+of+parenting
the joys of parenting
her+last+name+is+best
her last name is best
thicken+nugget
thicken nugget
the+perfect+staircase+has+been+found
the perfect staircase has been found
a+heartwarming+dad+joke
a heartwarming dad joke
Marilyn+Monpigeon
Marilyn Monpigeon