An actual e-mail I had to send to my professor yesterday…

How well do you understand theoretical physics?

The tree of life.

Space X 2002 vs 2017

A high school student with size 13 feet had been wearing size 10 shoes. When word spread his kicks were too small, his classmates surprised him with two early Christmas presents. (2016)

What do men do that they don’t know is sexy?’

I sort of feel like volcanoes were made to have stuff thrown in them.

Quiet as a mouse.

Snowball Storage

My co-worker asked me for a quarter, then gave me this in return…

Sincerely, Frustrated Parent

Christmas waht now!?

The true spirit of Christmas

Define your role

The Sumatran Rhinoceros, the only surviving member of Dicerorhinus and the only rhino species still covered in long hair.

The utility bill of a couple in Puerto Rico after 3 months of having no electricity.