An actual e-mail I had to send to my professor yesterday…

Movies be like

The diabetus is real, Deb, and it’s coming for your feet.

This dog followed the google earth guy.

Are you still watching?

Must have this recipe

I’d watch it.

The secret life of singing alone in my car

Truce?

What a prick.

Thoughts and prayers for the dress

I took a picture of my friends, except we don’t know the guy wearing cap. That guy was with us entire day. We thought he was the cousin of the dude wearing glasses, but he wasn’t.

Queen Elizabeth used to be a truck mechanic

Hug it out.

Here I am!

Prove me wrong.