An English Bulldog looking through a cat door.

An English Bulldog looking through a cat door.

Stanleygram

Will it burn my mouth…?

Will it burn my mouth…?

Words

You can pass the carrot cake, though.

You can pass the carrot cake, though.

Jimmy’s just got a new customer.

Jimmy’s just got a new customer.

Meet your fellow registered voters!

Meet your fellow registered voters!

Crunchy facts.

Yeah I paid for this…

Yeah I paid for this…

Shame on you. Shame on your family.

Shame on you. Shame on your family.

No means no.

Who is Gucci? – Bill Gates, probably

Who is Gucci? – Bill Gates, probably

Is this fun to think about, though?

Is this fun to think about, though?

Some 5-pointed starfish can be squared due to birth defects.

Some 5-pointed starfish can be squared due to birth defects.

Honestly, you people can’t tell the difference?

Honestly, you people can’t tell the difference?

Always respect the robot.

Always respect the robot.