Feeling Lucky?

and it’s a medication for a sore thumb

Try again, Alexa.
Try again, Alexa.
I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.
I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.
She’s living in the year 2525.
She’s living in the year 2525.
Used blood sells for a premium in some Transylvanian villages.
Used blood sells for a premium in some Transylvanian villages.
The puppies are conniving.
The puppies are conniving.
customer service more like sacrificial pawn… amiright
customer service more like sacrificial pawn… amiright
Puuuuhweeeeess play woth ma, kijje?
Puuuuhweeeeess play woth ma, kijje?
She was picking flowers.
She was picking flowers.
Really jumped on that one, didn’t we Karen?
Really jumped on that one, didn’t we Karen?
Before bombs, pilots dropped lawn darts on the enemy commies.
Before bombs, pilots dropped lawn darts on the enemy commies.
Wait a minute….
Wait a minute….
artè, a history
artè, a history
Sometimes I wonder what happened to Sarah, circa 2013.
Sometimes I wonder what happened to Sarah, circa 2013.
The butt alert as seen on shark tank.
The butt alert as seen on shark tank.
Words.
Words.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
No+shame.
No shame.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Join the conversation
Obviously.
Obviously.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Hands.
Hands.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.