and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemies

i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemies

this must seem like so long ago for kids nowadays

this must seem like so long ago for kids nowadays

i heard they made a book of his storyline

i heard they made a book of his storyline

giving welts to your friends in class

giving welts to your friends in class

it’d be rare, that’s for sure

it’d be rare, that’s for sure

please i just want to cover my feet

please i just want to cover my feet

10 TMNT Memes to Satiate the Pizza-Loving Turtle in All of Us

10 TMNT Memes to Satiate the Pizza-Loving Turtle in All of Us

from the upside-down

from the upside-down

i guess this is the end for me

i guess this is the end for me

it’s only $4T in damage

it’s only $4T in damage

you’re telling me a tire rated this rice?

you’re telling me a tire rated this rice?

you have been warned.

you have been warned.

correlation doesn’t equal causation, just remember that

correlation doesn’t equal causation, just remember that

i still don’t understand what i’m doing wrong

i still don’t understand what i’m doing wrong

the steps we had to take

the steps we had to take