and the doctor only works thursdays at 2pm every other month with a westward wind

We don’t deserve moms.

You will never rid the world of us.

Twitter complaints are fun.

Let me live that fantasy…

RIP sick brother.

You too

Parenting for fun and for profit.

When I was 3 years old…

How the moon was created

Don’t Lose Your Pen

It was totally just some creep who took this! Ahahahahaha! *face melts*

Liev Schreiber took his son to Comic Con dressed as Harley Quinn

You feel me dawg?

A rigorous study just revealed: College students with access to recreational cannabis on average earn worse grades and fail classes at a higher rate.

Automatic Disposable Shoe Cover Machine. What a time to be alive!