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and the oscar goes to…

What snake venom does to blood.
What snake venom does to blood.
…and they’re everywhere.
…and they’re everywhere.
Dear Cancer.
Dear Cancer.
I don’t want to live on the moon either, Ernie.
I don’t want to live on the moon either, Ernie.
When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant?
When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant?
How I feel when my professor calls on me.
How I feel when my professor calls on me.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Yes please.
Yes please.
Japanese Russian roulette.
Japanese Russian roulette.
Jump in the pool they said…
Jump in the pool they said…
How to wash your dishes.
How to wash your dishes.
Frank looked out over the majestic rocky coast…
Frank looked out over the majestic rocky coast…
The Internet at 2AM.
The Internet at 2AM.
Say it properly…
Say it properly…
So I found some drift wood the other day…
So I found some drift wood the other day…
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
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%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…