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and then no one laughs when you tell it

Thanksgiving should be fun…
Thanksgiving should be fun…
This car wash looks like the entrance to the hottest club in New York.
This car wash looks like the entrance to the hottest club in New York.
Florida Woman is my spirit animal.
Florida Woman is my spirit animal.
When someone asks what my five year plan is…
When someone asks what my five year plan is…
Everybody loves an origin story.
Everybody loves an origin story.
Drama drama drama…
Drama drama drama…
The Cat And The Dog
The Cat And The Dog
Liam you animal.
Liam you animal.
Brenda has a danger bosom.
Brenda has a danger bosom.
Doctors hate this one simple CRONCH!
Doctors hate this one simple CRONCH!
Outstanding move, Jeremii.
Outstanding move, Jeremii.
Drink, sweet mermaid..
Drink, sweet mermaid..
First of all, how dare thee?
First of all, how dare thee?
It’s a bitter badge of honor.
It’s a bitter badge of honor.
Words
Words
I+try+not+to+think+of+it
I try not to think of it
they%26%238217%3Bve+bene+training+for+this
they’ve bene training for this
i+have+various+questions+that+bug+me
i have various questions that bug me
hopefully+he+didn%26%238217%3Bt+croak
hopefully he didn’t croak
Join the conversation
new+pickup+line+just+dropped
new pickup line just dropped
it+ain%26%238217%3Bt+been+long+enough
it ain’t been long enough
i%26%238217%3Bll+happily+prove+you+wrong
i’ll happily prove you wrong
at+least+i%26%238217%3Bm+consistent
at least i’m consistent
he%26%238217%3Bll+need+to+be+toad
he’ll need to be toad
the+teacher+definitely+planned+for+that
the teacher definitely planned for that
I+was+thinking+it+was+%26%238220%3BThe+Dogfather%26%238221%3B
I was thinking it was “The Dogfather”
%26%238220%3BREP+%26%238211%3B+RE+%26%238211%3B+ZENT+%26%238211%3B+A+%26%238211%3B+TIVE%26%238221%3B
“REP – RE – ZENT – A – TIVE”