and they suddenly stop talking the very millisecond you take a bite

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

And you give that subtle approving head nod

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

classic carrie bradshaw

did he do it?

wasted gems

what every kid wants for christmas

that’s a loaded question

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

the math adds up

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

send dudes, not nudes

spitting venom

time to cry!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!