and what do you end up doing anyways…?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty