And then you just fight your dog with your fingers in his mouth for a minute

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

gonna need to step outside for a second

esrever ygolohcysp

dinner and show

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

i can never show my face in public again

you had a good run

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

popsicles

so warm and cozy

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals