looks like we have a visitor

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

oh no is an understatement

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart