Feeling Lucky?

When life mimics Tom.

When life mimics Tom.
A little Mitch Hedberg.
A little Mitch Hedberg.
Welcome to America
Welcome to America
No, man….
No, man….
As a veteran recently out of the military.
As a veteran recently out of the military.
My schedule now that I have a full time job.
My schedule now that I have a full time job.
Dance! DANCE!
Dance! DANCE!
Your knight in shining armor…
Your knight in shining armor…
What could possibly go wrong?
What could possibly go wrong?
Our cows are vegan!
Our cows are vegan!
Busted!
Busted!
Trading old for new in Africa.
Trading old for new in Africa.
This clock would drive me insane…
This clock would drive me insane…
An apple a day…
An apple a day…
I’m a virgin by choice.
I’m a virgin by choice.
Which came first?
Which came first?
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Join the conversation
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.