I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today.

It Ain't Yeezy Being Kanye

Men should be the ones taking birth control.

Still counts...

Language of dogs and cats.

Orthodox priest attempting to prevent a clash between protesters and police in Kiev, Ukraine, 2014.

Some guy just dumped all my milk in the river... - 2020 cow, probably.

Why, Microsoft?

Super Mario Duct tape.

Octopie are not pets.

Karl Pilkington is a saint

Flirtaceous Period

My body is ready for thermodynamics and statistical mechanics...

Once upon a time in America...

"Want to hold the baby?"

I wonder if my parents feel the same way