it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

i choose you, bowser!

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

what’s in your discman?

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

i can never show my face in public again

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

so warm and cozy

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

marriage isn’t for everyone

perfect casting?