fluff up your cat’s wet food at least

the silehiss of the lambs

get your paw-iorities straight

mooeow

the cat’s me-oww

the headline of all headlines

how dare you do this to this lil’ fella

it really does ahve the same energy, somehow

man’s set

every cat owner is guilty of this

told you my degree was worth it, mom

you get what you ask for

he’s the bee’s knees

that demon also only has 10 IQ points

weird description, but accurate