deep sea philosopher vs. spicy little bean

no thoughts, just happy slime

if serotonin had a mascot

“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”

they named it on their lunch break

“them ankles look seasoned”

runs on lettuce and ambition

100% good boy

hunger… my oldest companion returns

if it fits, it tricks

joyball

i zig when life zags

meowgically bonded

This isn’t a bug. It’s a feature

Population: saved. Back pain: permanent

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