Feeling Lucky?

Battery is life.

Battery is life.
One cries because one is sad.
One cries because one is sad.
Say it to my face, bro.
Say it to my face, bro.
He can dance if he wants to.
He can dance if he wants to.
Just brewing a galaxy.
Just brewing a galaxy.
…made in China.
…made in China.
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
May the froth be with you.
May the froth be with you.
Cold stethoscope!
Cold stethoscope!
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
China vs. Great Britain.
China vs. Great Britain.
Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
Why I read books.
Why I read books.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
Join the conversation
Investing+in+the+future.
Investing in the future.
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
A+captain+and+his+ship
A captain and his ship
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.