*laughs apocalyptic-ally*

Please do not actually kill people.

Powdered garbage

When your mom calls you pretty.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Perfect camouflage

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

You don’t want this, girl.

Snail teeth

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

What year is it?!

Work smarter not harder.

Maine Coon papa’s

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Play Football With Me, Father!