Now I understand why American Bald Eagles are always photographed from the side.

Appropriate shirt

Exercise for the older folks.

As you can clearly see, this cat is very angry.

Where’s the beef?

Can I get a respawn?

Words.

Trickle down hygiene

It currently costs 2,600,000 bolivars to buy a roll of toilet paper in Venezuela

Went to Pompeii and learned they used to mark where the red light district began.

I’d consider this kid hired, actually.

This is your dad on prime…

Dear son, I identify as a bigot.

See you later you peasants.

Spicy Pocky

Trillion dollar bills y’all