Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

And I rode through the desert on a Centaur in Disguise…

And I rode through the desert on a Centaur in Disguise…

I am actually not ok with this…

I am actually not ok with this…

Scythes can get bent.

Scythes can get bent.

World Religions, essentially.

World Religions, essentially.

Sorry babe, nap time calls.

Sorry babe, nap time calls.

Hwhat’s this?

Hwhat’s this?

Little boxes, little boxes… circa Hongkong.

Little boxes, little boxes… circa Hongkong.

Long pig is bacon, too.

Long pig is bacon, too.

Small business of the year.

Small business of the year.

Pumpkin hate windy beach.

Pumpkin hate windy beach.

WAIT A MINUTE!

TOO SPOON

That will be pre-tip $800, thanks.

That will be pre-tip $800, thanks.

102 year old Bea Lumpkin.

102 year old Bea Lumpkin.

Grab him by the ballot

Grab him by the ballot