Feeling Lucky?

any chance these two texts *aren’t* related?

I don’t believe that man has ever seen a duck…
I don’t believe that man has ever seen a duck…
*blunt force traumas*
*blunt force traumas*
Cha cha real smoothe.
Cha cha real smoothe.
Maybe consider trying again.
Maybe consider trying again.
Damn rogue robots …
Damn rogue robots …
Yes, puzzles can be hard.
Yes, puzzles can be hard.
Never trust the greater gator.
Never trust the greater gator.
This one never gets old… – that one waiter, probably.
This one never gets old… – that one waiter, probably.
The great rainbow wars of 2017.
The great rainbow wars of 2017.
The Amazon is large.
The Amazon is large.
Henlo bruder.
Henlo bruder.
KISS (Keep It Simple, Snail).
KISS (Keep It Simple, Snail).
Don’t get too lost, though…
Don’t get too lost, though…
8/10 dentists hate this one one trick.
8/10 dentists hate this one one trick.
Don’t blink…
Don’t blink…
Nipped+that+in+the+bud.
Nipped that in the bud.
The+hero+of+the+season.
The hero of the season.
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even+argue+with+my+Mum+without+crying
I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying
Join the conversation
An+SD+card+is+no+place+for+a+childhood
An SD card is no place for a childhood
No+parades+for+just+being+a+rational+human
No parades for just being a rational human
Flight%2C+then+fight.
Flight, then fight.
Human+-%3E+Dog+-%3E+Horse+-%3E+Flamingo
Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo
When+you+find+out+there+was+more+food+after+cannibalizing+the+other+survivors
When you find out there was more food after cannibalizing the other survivors
Make+it+simple.
Make it simple.
A+special+snowflake+under+an+electron+microscope.
A special snowflake under an electron microscope.
What+an+eggcelent+problem+to+have
What an eggcelent problem to have