Feeling Lucky?

anyone who says “car-mel”is the worst type of person

Yes, it’s true.
Yes, it’s true.
Understanding my human.
Understanding my human.
How I spend the entirety of my workday
How I spend the entirety of my workday
Words.
Words.
So this is why people with cats never find true love.
So this is why people with cats never find true love.
How to be a good human.
How to be a good human.
Cats caught mid-sneeze.
Cats caught mid-sneeze.
My graduation present.
My graduation present.
Lovely Valentines.
Lovely Valentines.
Repairs up to 2 years of damage…
Repairs up to 2 years of damage…
The first word I want to teach my kids.
The first word I want to teach my kids.
Would you like a little whiskey?
Would you like a little whiskey?
Dogs caught mid-sneeze.
Dogs caught mid-sneeze.
It was the only thing to do…
It was the only thing to do…
Boycotting tea.
Boycotting tea.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
No+shame.
No shame.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Join the conversation
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.