apple would make a terrible babysitter

ancient simpsons

how much extra do you get charged for a themed ambulance experience?

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

good luck, punks

comrade cat

adding to my vernacular

what fish think when you’re fishing

a nintendo direct and playstation state of play in one day? Keep the video game love going with the best games memes of the week!

i want to touch the forbidden carpet!

and the answer is?

there were no witnesses

thicc cheeks

spared no expense

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

everything is bigger in texas except the rain