apple would make a terrible babysitter

such a misunderstood creature

such a misunderstood creature

could be fun, no?

could be fun, no?

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

anyone else seething with rage at this?

anyone else seething with rage at this?

macaroni rascals

macaroni rascals

how is this not already a thing???

how is this not already a thing???

they get things done. hired

they get things done. hired

of course this happened in texas

of course this happened in texas

always gotta stop to pet cats

always gotta stop to pet cats

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

for family

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

literally what the book is about

literally what the book is about

Another person who clearly didn’t read the book

Another person who clearly didn’t read the book