I could pretend that none of y’all exist, here.

Dat pitch.

Life pro tips.

3D printed cat.

yvaN eht nioJ

I keep a box of office things in my car so if I get pulled over, I can tell the cop I am having a bad day

God dammit Trebek!

Too true!

I thought I had mono for an entire year…

#phelfie

D-list X-Men

Ultraviolet tattoo.

Money does buy happiness.

Arguing with a two year old.

Sweet mother of Oreos…

The Inebriator