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Stay fresh out there… 🧀

Stay fresh out there... 🧀
You don’t know me at all.
You don’t know me at all.
My college is a Gamestop franchise…
My college is a Gamestop franchise…
Always double up on the egg salad.
Always double up on the egg salad.
Amazon Aperture Alexa turret.
Amazon Aperture Alexa turret.
Bunny Cat… Bunny caat. What are they feeding you?
Bunny Cat… Bunny caat. What are they feeding you?
A divorce story
A divorce story
Making out with lions
Making out with lions
It’s all relative…
It’s all relative…
Hide your friends list? *SAY NO MORE!*
Hide your friends list? *SAY NO MORE!*
Parks and Rec contains the origin story…
Parks and Rec contains the origin story…
A sign by the airport in Helsinki, Finland
A sign by the airport in Helsinki, Finland
The art of the deal
The art of the deal
You said it…
You said it…
Grandma and Grandpa – by Eli Wood – Lombard Street Tattoo
Grandma and Grandpa – by Eli Wood – Lombard Street Tattoo
Basic Training is not for the beak at heart.
Basic Training is not for the beak at heart.
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Congratulations…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Obviously.
Obviously.
Join the conversation
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Classy.
Classy.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
No+shame.
No shame.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
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Yep…
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)