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The cook who burns

The cook who burns
Two possibilities exist…
Two possibilities exist…
Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath.
Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath.
You can never be too careful these days.
You can never be too careful these days.
‘Twas the night before Christmas…
‘Twas the night before Christmas…
Never turn down tea if it’s offered…
Never turn down tea if it’s offered…
Contact lens jewelry.
Contact lens jewelry.
The real Fun Size
The real Fun Size
Just one day out of the year.
Just one day out of the year.
Things I like about coffee.
Things I like about coffee.
Dang it Michael!
Dang it Michael!
The most beautiful words in the English language.
The most beautiful words in the English language.
Let’s find her, and let’s party with her.
Let’s find her, and let’s party with her.
Recycling done right.
Recycling done right.
One of my favorite movie quotes of all time
One of my favorite movie quotes of all time
Going to the dentist tomorrow…this always happens.
Going to the dentist tomorrow…this always happens.
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
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At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb