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Go home, pigeon

Go home, pigeon
So much disappoint.
So much disappoint.
My child drank bleach what should I do?
My child drank bleach what should I do?
Before alarm clocks were invented and other things you must know.
Before alarm clocks were invented and other things you must know.
Lets go back to medieval times!
Lets go back to medieval times!
Aziz Ansari being Aziz Ansari
Aziz Ansari being Aziz Ansari
Chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick.
Chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick.
If I knew this was possible, I’d have taken school more seriously
If I knew this was possible, I’d have taken school more seriously
Society nowadays.
Society nowadays.
I still feel ugly.
I still feel ugly.
Osmel Sousa, beauty pageant entrepreneur.
Osmel Sousa, beauty pageant entrepreneur.
I have no sun!
I have no sun!
It’s paradox time!
It’s paradox time!
Hey Carl…!
Hey Carl…!
New dads…
New dads…
The longer you watch the higher he gets…
The longer you watch the higher he gets…
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Join the conversation
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…