You’ve just been Wonked

you will pay for your betrayal

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

how not to tell someone their std test results

just one?

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

write the next line of this story

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

up? down? sideways