Let them keep their tusks.

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

adding to my vernacular

there were no witnesses

ancient simpsons

a nintendo direct and playstation state of play in one day? Keep the video game love going with the best games memes of the week!

forever 31

it was just a misunderstanding

good luck, punks

don’t even think about it, garfield

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

i want to touch the forbidden carpet!

spared no expense

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

what fish think when you’re fishing

comrade cat