art imitates life

Bring it back, ma’am

Bring it back, ma’am

The hops are insufficient.

The hops are insufficient.

I’m no longer the idiot!

I’m no longer the idiot!

This man tends the bar.

This man tends the bar.

You’ve all been notified.

You’ve all been notified.

Tread lightly, Mister!

Tread lightly, Mister!

Son, where art thou?

Son, where art thou?

Welcome home.

If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…

If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…

Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….

Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….

OK John if that’s the game you want to play…

OK John if that’s the game you want to play…

She still ate them…

She still ate them…

Nice work Johnny boy.

Nice work Johnny boy.

Positive[ly] wrecked.

Positive[ly] wrecked.

Buy your kid a soda.

Buy your kid a soda.