Feeling Lucky?

i have e-mail!

i have e-mail!
or feeling like the giant snail
or feeling like the giant snail
work smarter not harder
work smarter not harder
on expert mode too
on expert mode too
standing behind them like an unpaid intern
standing behind them like an unpaid intern
certified banger
certified banger
do a chip flip
do a chip flip
knew a guy who thought it ended at the first tape
knew a guy who thought it ended at the first tape
become a real free thinker
become a real free thinker
the ferrari of chocolates
the ferrari of chocolates
well now i’m in a terrible mood
well now i’m in a terrible mood
set the bar low and hit the floor
set the bar low and hit the floor
smh no one is safe
smh no one is safe
walk of shame
walk of shame
hold my shell
hold my shell
and sometimes they’re lost for years
and sometimes they’re lost for years
Deal+with+it.
Deal with it.
Celebrity+stunt+doubles.
Celebrity stunt doubles.
How+much+does+a+hipster+weigh%3F
How much does a hipster weigh?
To+do+list.
To do list.
Join the conversation
How+to+survive+a+zombie+apocalypse.
How to survive a zombie apocalypse.
What+I+expect+to+find+behind+the+shower+curtain.
What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.
Programmers.
Programmers.
You%26%238217%3Bre+getting+dangerously+close+to+my+success+level.
You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.
I+must+go.+My+swing+needs+me.
I must go. My swing needs me.
Austerity+survival+guide.
Austerity survival guide.
You+decide+what+kind+of+world+this+is.
You decide what kind of world this is.
The+world%26%238217%3Bs+smallest+firetruck.
The world’s smallest firetruck.