as the saying goes, “potions is a virtue”

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

the final frontier

the final frontier

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

reading is magic

reading is magic

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

the bird had a right to privacy

the bird had a right to privacy

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

blasts nickelback, gets kicked off the beach

blasts nickelback, gets kicked off the beach

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

there’s a lot going on in this customer request

there’s a lot going on in this customer request

immortal scam artist finally caught

immortal scam artist finally caught

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

marry her